Friday, January 28, 2011

HOW TO REALLY REDUCE OUR NATIONAL DEBT



            The battle between our two political parties on how to reduce the size of our 14-trillion dollar national debt is never ending. One party wants to slash and burn. The other wants to put a cap on spending, but change the wording so that government invests rather than spends. Our Congress is much like Old Man River – it don’t plant ‘taiters, don’t plant cotton – it jus’ keeps rollin’ along. It keeps rolling along spending our money because most of us cannot begin to imagine how much a trillion dollars is.
            Think of it this way: a stack of thousand dollar bills 4 inches in height equals a million dollars. To make a billion dollars that stack of thousand dollar bills would be 358 feet high. A trillion dollars is a stack of thousand dollar bills 67.9 miles high. Looking down from the top of that stack you can see just how deeply in debt we are.  Here’s another way of looking at it. The National Debt is approaching 14 trillion dollars. There are approximately 100 million households in America. Spreading that 14 trillion among these households would give each one about $140,000. I can squeeze by on that.
            I’ve heard suggestions that one way to reduce the deficit is to reduce the size of government. The persons making those suggestions always go about it in the wrong way. They want to cut some programs they deem unnecessary or abolish some federal departments that are redundant. Those suggestions have some merit but they either don’t go far enough or they don’t get to the crux of the problem which is actually reducing the size of government by reducing the number of people representing us. There are 435 members in the House of Representatives and one hundred Senators. Do we really need that many? Can’t we get along with half that many – 217.5 representative – okay make it 218. We don’t want to slice any of them in half, or at least we’d have a hard time deciding which one to slice – and one Senator from every state – or fifty total. Congresspersons earn about $165,000 each. So halving the number of people in Congress would save roughly $52 million dollars and some change, which is a stack of thousand dollar bills more than 16 inches high.  That’s not much when you put it up against that stack that’s almost 68 miles high. The real savings would come in the money spent by the 217 members of the House and 50 members of the Senate we eliminated.
            Let me use a sports analogy to shed some light on what I’m getting at. Let’s use basketball for example. Basketball was a terrifically fast-paced game when there were two referees calling the game. Then someone got the bright idea of adding a third referee. I don’t know if anyone has kept statistics on the number of fouls called before and after the third official was added, but I would say the number of fouls called has increased substantially with the added ref. Let’s face it, you give a guy a whistle and he doesn’t blow it – he’s out of a job. If he doesn’t blow the whistle so many times a game someone will figure out that he’s not necessary to the game. You’ve seen the replays on the “phantom” fouls called in both the NBA and the NCAA. The Zebras have made it almost impossible to play good solid defense in basketball.
            It’s the same in our Congress. Send a guy to Washington and he doesn’t sponsor a bill or write a law – sheesh - someone will figure out he’s not needed and he’s out of job. It’s these new bills and laws that cost so much money. Who do you think dug this 14 trillion dollar hole we’re in?  Not you. Not me. It was those people we sent to Washington.
            Be honest with me. How many times have you personally needed your Senator or Representative? Sure there are activists who bug the daylights out of their representatives but most of us go a whole lifetime without ever having any interaction with those folks.
            Reduce the number of people in Washington spending our money by 50% and that stack of Grover Clevelands will be down to a mole hill faster than you can whistle me for having too many men on the court.



Sunday, January 16, 2011

ORWELL ONE, ORWELL TWO: 1984 DEJA VU


            Orwell one, Orwell two: 1984 deja vu
In 2011 Parent One Day will be celebrated on May 8. Parent Two Day falls on  June 19. If you are confused by this silly statement it is because we live in an age of silliness and obfuscation. Allow me to try to explain. Starting in February, according to the State Department,  the words “mother” and “father” will be removed from U.S. passport applications for minors and replaced with the gender neutral terms “parent one” and “parent two.”
            The State Department’s web-site indicated that “These improvements are being made to provide a gender neutral description of a child’s parents in recognition of different types of families.”
            The Deputy Assistant Secretary of State for Passport Services, Brenda Sprague, said that the decision to remove traditional parenting names was not an act of political correctness.  She said: “We find that with changes in medical sciences and reproductive technology that we are confronting situations now that we have not anticipated 10 or 15 years ago.” Huh?
            If the changes were not an act of political correctness why didn’t the State Department simply provide additional space on the applications to accommodate these unanticipated changes confronting the department because of changes in medical sciences and reproductive technology?
            Perhaps here is a reason: An organization named the Family Equality Council has been lobbying for the change for many years. It’s executive director, Jennifer Chrisler, recounted the day she tried to get passports for her twin sons. “Even though my partner was their legal mother, had adopted them after I gave birth to them, she still had to put her name in the father field and that is both discriminatory and makes us feel like second class citizens.”  So the solution seems to be to discriminate and make second class citizens out of parents who raise children in the old fashioned gender specific way and, apparently, belong to some infamous Family Inequality Council.
            Frankly, I think the changes in the application forms can lead to more confusion. How do gender non-specific parents decide who is Parent One and who is Parent Two? And how do their children know who to send a greeting card to on May 8 and June 19?  On those days should the kids shop at a florist or an auto parts store?
            Even though the Deputy Assistant Secretary assures us that the change in the application form was not an act of political correctness I am disturbed by the Orwellian aroma of her protestations. In his classic dystopian novel, “1984,” the totalitarian state’s Ministry of Truth (MiniTrue) made the government seem omnipotent, omnipresent, and omniscient by continuously revising history and using doublespeak slogans such as War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, and Ignorance is Strength. I sense the Family Equality Council (FamQaulCon) is imposing doublespeak on us to let us know that mother and father are discriminatory and that the State knows best.
            I worry where this doublespeak will stop. Will our mother tongue become parent tongue? Will computer printed circuit boards become parentboards and will we lose good old Father Christmas to Parent Christmas?
            Perhaps all we can do is pray that FamQualCon’s desire not to feel discriminated against doesn’t become unreasonable.  So let us pray: “Our Parent One, who art in heaven … deliver us from the evils of PC. Amen. I mean Ah-parent. Oh well, all’s well that’s Orwell.